Friday, June 6, 2008

6000 Year Old Dinosaur Bullshit

The writers of the Bible did NOT know about the dinosaurs. The discovery of dinosaur fossils, as early as 1885, became the bane of existence to the bible. The Christian Reich had no explanation of these discoveries of ancient fossils. Yet, the religious devout took it unto themselves to blame it on the devil to test faith. However, more recent events in the news show Christians horrendously trying to convince all that dinosaurs were in the Bible.

Read more after the jump:


I'd like to quote Lewis Black from Red, White and Screwed, "I can’t be nice about this, because these people are watching The Flintstones as if it were a documentary." The end of the broadcast was spot on. Everyone knows the saying, 'If you can't beat them, join them'? Well, in this case the planes of reality and the imaginary are being forced together with concrete and plaster to establish an abomination called the Creationist Museum. You say two Tyrannosaurus' were put onto Noah's Arc? Oh really? Humans and dinosaurs lived in harmony together? No way! If this is what brings religion to a whole new ignorant frontier, then I fear for the future. This is something that Religion-Free cannot idly look back on. Actions need to be made before this creationist cancer spreads within the strongest countries in the world.

Edit: I found this at religiouscomic.com. Perfectly illustrates what I thought about Noah's Arc.

Thursday, June 5, 2008

The OUT Campaign

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dam and Eve were not my ancestral parents. I don't get my facts from The Bible, The Koran or The Vedas. I am not a child of Yahweh, Allah or God. If you believe a man created an boat big enough to fill two of each species of animal on this planet, then I question your sanity. I don't believe in the claims Matthew, Mark, Luke and John wrote about Jesus. I don't believe in the prophet Mohamed.All religious texts are plagiarized fairy tales that have poisoned the minds of the weak minded.

The human condition and the integrity of others is the most important thing in this world; not whose position of worship is right. The elegance of evolution is a better explanation than the claim humanity was placed here by an invisible being to praise his will. Rational thinking that goes beyond religious reason. I am not a scientist, but I am an independent thinker. I am your average consumer, tax payer, frustrated driver, and work force human being. I have freed myself from the mythological shackles that bound me to the wall of religion. I have open my eyes to the notion of no god to speak of and to beg my requests. I speak and answer for myself. The religious turn to god and pray for their fortunate life when it is themselves they should take credit for their fortunes. Religion is a way of keeping our minds infant and allowing their god and religious leaders to become their parents to tell them what to do with their life.

I live a religion-free life.

I am OUT.

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The Garden of Mesopotamia

I stumbled upon several articles about Klaus Schmidt -[1] and [2] - who, with the help of Turkish archaeologist, discovered a place -dubbed Gobekli Tepe or Hill with a Belly - not seen in 10,000 years. I also managed to stumble upon several Biblical fanatics - [3] and [4] - who made some sort of pilgrimage to the site, because they believe that it is the place of where the Garden of Eden once stood.

The one article I found fascinating was one written by Sean Thomas - Paradise Regained? , who is a writer and a journalist for magazines such as The Times, The Guardian, Sunday Telegraph and Maxim. With a hefty bill of legit print publications [I often question Maxim's legitimacy in the print world... Now I don't have to.], I couldn't help but get stuck into his anecdote style of writing. The opening was good up to and until I read these words, "Even more remarkable, [GobekliTepe] might be intimately connected with the Biblical story of the Garden of Eden." My unadulterated reading turned into a Religion-Free analysis of Mr. Thomas' article.

His knowledge of Schmidt's work on the site is researched well. He tells the story of American Archaeologists who once visited the site and ignored it in 1964. In 1994, Schmidt found reason to believe to start digging at the site. He, along with his colleagues, found one of the oldest human artifacts buried intentionally. Thomas describes the site with weathered t-shapes stones ordered in a circular pattern and animal shaped carvings in stone. As I read his experiences at the dig site, I found Schmidt's work and discovery very interesting until Thomas popped the question:
"The link is becoming irresistible: a lost paradise, a forsaken lifestyle, a terrible ‘mistake’, even a solitary tree. Could there really be a connection between Gobekli Tepe and the Garden of Eden story?"
He goes home and consults his bible and comes to several conclusions:
1. In the Bible, the Garden of Eden is circulated by mountains.

2. Eden is located at the point were four rivers descend.

3. The fish in the local ponds were put there by Abraham.

4. The solitary Mulberry Tree.

He continuously tells the reader that the Adam and Eve story is an allegory, but he can't put down the facts he has discovered.

Let me put it plain and simple. Your finding excuses to put truth to a Biblical story. Of course the place is surrounded by mountains it's Mesopotamia!

1. A forty minute drive to the nearest mountain does not quite cut it as encapsulating that area by mountains. The whole town is surrounded by mountains within a very large radius.

2. Rivers come and go. These rivers you mention could have been formed after the Gobekli Tepe was buried.

3. While it is true humans, in history and even now, displaced many animals from their natural habitat - it is safe to say that anyone could have filled that pond with fish at any given time. Heck it could have been a man named Abraham; just not the Abraham you want it to be.

4. Thomas claims that the picture he took of the solitary mulberry tree [left] has something to do with the Garden of Eden. It's a tree that found nutrients in that one spot. And if that were a tree of the Garden it would be much bigger and older. That tree couldn't have been any older than I am.


Schmidt believes that the area they uncovered was used for some religious purpose and I think he is right. The placement of the t-shaped stones gives us an understanding of their superstition with death and rituals to please the gods. This is probably why we have tombstones. These humans could have been sun worshipers or it could have been possible a belief in the invisible all knowing gods of nature. Unfortunately, that's all left to speculation. Is this site a pre-Christian location? My guess would be sadly yes and no, because believe it or not Gobekli Tepe is one of the ritual grounds that helped develop all religious superstition that there is some invisible being[s] that need[s]to be worshiped.

Of course Thomas tells the reader to keep thoughts neutral about the whole bible thing. Despite the fact that he digs deep into the bible and his findings at Gobekli Tepe. There are two things I agree with Thomas: First, Gobekli Tepe is the greatest discovery about humanity and second his findings are highly debatable.

I like how Thomas ended his article:

"We are done. My heart is actually pounding. Together, Klaus Schmidt and I retreat to the tents for a final cup of tea. We discuss the Eden idea. He is adamant that it is just a theory, albeit a very intriguing one. As he says: 'Gobekli Tepe is important enough without any speculations.' "
That's Schmidt telling him gently to put down his Bible and look at the elegance of discovery.

Thomas continues:
"I have just one question left. Why did the hunter-gatherers of Gobekli deliberately entomb the complex? It seems a bizarre act, as well as a vastly laborious one. Again Klaus Schmidt shrugs.

'We don’t know.'

Sometimes those three simple words can be the most exciting of all."
This can be taken in two ways: Either Thomas is giddy about the discovery science unfolds or he is content with the fact science can't explain what they found and therefore his assumption of what he thinks is the first place of worship and the location of the Garden of Eden should be an option.

I say the latter, but then again that's highly debatable.

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Oil and Water

Oil and water don't mix. A fact that has been tried and tested. This is why politics and religion are synonymously to this saying. The Washington post reports Douglas Kmiec, a republican Obama supporter [weird, I know], was denied communion at his Catholic church. The article then begs the answer to this question:
"Is it legitimate for bishops and priests to deny Communion to those supporting candidates who favor abortion rights?"

Sure! Why not? It's their club after all. If they think making an example of Kmiec is the only way to show their discipline through denying unleven bread, then so be it. If he was denied the wine, oh! Then that's where all Hell breaks loose, but I digress. I suggest we use the Bible for examples such as stoning these kinds of people. Better yet, let's do as the Salem did and call Kmiec a witch and burn him at the stake.

Yes, I know that the communion is the symbol of Christ, blessed and consecrated by the priest himself, but why deny him communion? Why not lock him out of god's house? Why come over for dinner when you have to sit at the kids table with no meal? Those who lead your faith are your parents. Those who follow are their children. This is why religion has an element of control over their flock. They say they are free, but in essence they are in control as long as you are under their roof.

Politics is no exception, especially when you have people from the a religious flock inaugurated into office who claim god put them there for a reason or spouts god bless [insert country name here]. Oil and Water? more like oil handshaking water with their fingers crossed behind their back.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Fame goes to Jesus' head

This online troupe from Sydney, who call themselves The Delusionists, created this really funny video about Jesus. I have to say the person playing the slightly dumb chap is a really entertaining character. With all the effortless miracles, Jesus must have realized hard labour wasn't his cup of tea. Why do you think he had twelve disciples?

Check out the clip:

Saturday, May 31, 2008

Keiffe and Sons Addendum

J.W. Horne a middle American. That explains a lot about his character. The Bakersfield Californian ran a story about the aftermath of Horne and Keiffe's non-religious tirade. Keiffe admits the apology was forced upon him by headquarters and he stands by Horne's message.

“I don’t regret the sentiment at all,” said Kieffe, who bought the 48-year-old dealership from his father in 1974. “It’s what we believe.”

Horne's response to all the controversy?

“... Isn’t it just too bad that so many people got their feelings hurt over one little ole sixty second radio commercial,” Horne wrote Thursday. “... The backlash from some of those self-styled unbelievers is the point I was making about why some people should be told to sit down and shut up."

Friday, May 30, 2008

A Belief in God is a Belief in Lucifer

I agree with Rick Wingrove from The Assertive Atheist, there is no money in being an atheist. I say it's all in the sheepish religions that horde money better than anyone on Earth. Well, religion and the oil companies. The only difference is oil companies gouge the wallet and religion gouges the brain, wallet and your entire life. But, that's not what I want to focus on at the moment. I want to talk about the other Christian god. Do not be mistaken, I know the Christians meld three things and call it one (Father, Son, and Holy Ghost) which on paper and in practice doesn't make much sense, but we'll just play along with their game.

So who is the other Christian god? Surely there can't be any other god besides god himself!

Blasphemer! Away! Off with his head!

Let's define god or the qualities of being a god.
Definitions of god on the Web:

- the supernatural being conceived as the perfect and omnipotent and omniscient originator and ruler of the universe; the object of worship in ...
- deity: any supernatural being worshipped as controlling some part of the world or some aspect of life or who is the personification of a force
- a man of such superior qualities that he seems like a deity to other people; "he was a god among men"
- idol: a material effigy that is worshipped; "thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image"; "money was his god"
Source: Google

The "personification of a force" phrase really describes religion. The Hindus have different gods representing forces (i.e Shiva - destroyer) much like the Ancient Greek gods. As for all Christian sects and the Muslim faith, there are only two sides - like the sides of a coin - good and evil.

I'll have Wingrove explain further:
Excerpt from: The Other Xian God
"I am talking about an entity with powers apparently as strong and far-reaching as godhisownself. An entity who has the same ability to extract souls as "god". An entity who has the ability to micromanage and meddle in the lives of 6 billion individuals on this planet - same as "god". And I'm talking about an entity who, by all accounts, has a great deal more success in luring converts than "god". That's right, I am talking about Satan - by all evidence, equal in kind and equal in power to godhisownself." - Rick Wingrove
Good = God, Yahweh, Allah
Evil = Satan, Lucifer, Devil

Ladies and Gentlemen let's get ready to rumble! In this corner weighing in at infinity and living for all eternity, the man who created man and the cosmos, I give you God! In this corner also weighing in at infinity and living for all eternity, the dark lord of the underworld [aka Hell], I give you Satan!

Sure you can debate that Satan isn't a god, because God created the fallen angel, but even god couldn't contain his perfect creation; the angel Lucifer. He has the same power of suggestion as god does and he has his agenda to damn sould as god strives to save souls. The Earth is just one huge board game between the two oposing forces. Unfortunately, they're not playing Risk, but a really screwed up game of Life. Wingrove made a good point about the denial of this other god in their faith. It's because the devil is the antagonist of the black and white, good vs evil dichotomy. No one wants to recognize the antagonist as an equal to the protagonist. Good triumps evil. There are no shades of gray in religion. There are only blinders and what is absolutely right through mythological doctrine and what is absolutely wrong through mythological doctrine.

Without god there would be no devil. Therefore, a belief in god is a belief in lucifer. You cannot take one away from the equation, because they exclusively work together in the world of religion. Make a prayer to god and thank him for lucifer your other christian god.