6000 Year Old Dinosaur Bullshit

The writers of the Bible did NOT know about the dinosaurs. The discovery of dinosaur fossils, as early as 1885, became the bane of existence to the bible. The Christian Reich had no explanation of these discoveries of ancient fossils. Yet, the religious devout took it unto themselves to blame it on the devil to test faith. However, more recent events in the news show Christians horrendously trying to convince all that dinosaurs were in the Bible.

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I'd like to quote Lewis Black from Red, White and Screwed, "I can’t be nice about this, because these people are watching The Flintstones as if it were a documentary." The end of the broadcast was spot on. Everyone knows the saying, 'If you can't beat them, join them'? Well, in this case the planes of reality and the imaginary are being forced together with concrete and plaster to establish an abomination called the Creationist Museum. You say two Tyrannosaurus' were put onto Noah's Arc? Oh really? Humans and dinosaurs lived in harmony together? No way! If this is what brings religion to a whole new ignorant frontier, then I fear for the future. This is something that Religion-Free cannot idly look back on. Actions need to be made before this creationist cancer spreads within the strongest countries in the world.

Edit: I found this at religiouscomic.com. Perfectly illustrates what I thought about Noah's Arc.